“Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.”
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“Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.”
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“Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!”
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“Let's not forget, I got divorced.”
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“My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.”
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“Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.”
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“There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.”
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“I'm still driving a Prius, yeah.”
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“I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.”
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“And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.”
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“There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.”
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“I'm a walking, talking enigma.”
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“I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh...”
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“Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just...”
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“I just feed off the energy of the audience.”
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“I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.”
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“I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.”
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“If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.”
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“Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.”
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“If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.”
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“I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.”
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