“If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.”
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“If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.”
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“I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding.”
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“One thing I love about politicians; they won't allow the truth to be obscured by a bunch of facts.”
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“Writing is the dragon that lives underneath my floorboards. The one I incessantly feed for fear it may turn and devour my ass. Writing is the friend who doesn't return my phone calls; the it...”
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“Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.”
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“That thing we'd been searching for: nameless, faceless, shapeless as quicksilver -- it never existed. It was a mirage. We were chasing a ghost and we knew it. There was no destination, just...”
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“A woman on an online dating site asked if I'd ever had an STD. I told her my high school prom date was named 'Chlamydia.”