“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
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Meet Charley Davidson -- PI and grim reaper extraordinaire... Charley sees dead people. That's right, she sees dead people. And it's her job to convince them to 'go into the light.' But when these very dead people have died under less than ideal circumstances (i.e. murder), sometimes they want Charley to bring the bad guys to justice. Complicating matters are the intensely hot dreams she's been having about an Entity who has been following her all her life...and it turns out he might not be dead after all. In fact, he might be something else entirely.
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Darynda Jones
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“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
“Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.”
“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”
“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt”
“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson”
“You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.”
“I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.”
“Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, the...”
“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed th...”