“but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.”
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“but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.”
“Faced with an exciting question, science tended to provide the dullest possible answer.”
“Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.”
“At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down wit...”
“The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.”
“Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's always stated as an undeniable fact: Leos are born between July 23 and August 22, fitted queen-size sheets measur...”
“If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.”
“For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had to give it up. Throughout the next twenty-two years I lay still and dis...”