“Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”

“The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.”

“It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”

“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”

“I'm sorry, Arty,' she whispered into his ear. 'Sorry for what?' 'For everything. For the last few months, I haven't been myself. But things are going to change. Time to stop living in the pa...”

“I don't like lollipops.”