“Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”

“The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.”

“Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”

“It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”

“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”

“I'm sorry, Arty,' she whispered into his ear. 'Sorry for what?' 'For everything. For the last few months, I haven't been myself. But things are going to change. Time to stop living in the pa...”