“Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”

“The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.”

“Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”

“Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?”

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”