“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

“To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for the existence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably far more. At least in the case of UFOs there have been cou...”