QuoteIf no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?George CarlinWhen Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?ShareCopy Link
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”GGeorge Carlin42 likes
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”GGeorge CarlinWhen Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?13 likes
“To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for the existence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably far more. At least in the case of UFOs there have been cou...”GGeorge CarlinWhen Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?0 likes