“Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.”

“Sorry,”

“They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.”

“Give me some sugar.”

“Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.”

“I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too exclusive, so I'm playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying h...”

“Maddie swallowed hard and tried to channel… which actress? Damn, she couldn’t think of an actress to save her life! She was on her own.”

“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.”