“Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.”

“Sorry,”

“They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.”

“Give me some sugar.”

“I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger”

“Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.”

“Maddie swallowed hard and tried to channel… which actress? Damn, she couldn’t think of an actress to save her life! She was on her own.”

“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.”