“Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.”

“Ben was in his truck, window down, idling at the curb, dark lenses hiding his eyes from her, looking effortlessly big and badass. The way she wished she felt.”

“They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.”

“Give me some sugar.”

“I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger”

“Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.”

“I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too exclusive, so I'm playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying h...”

“Maddie swallowed hard and tried to channel… which actress? Damn, she couldn’t think of an actress to save her life! She was on her own.”

“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.”