“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
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“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
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“How is it possible to have a civil war?”
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“I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are...”
“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”
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“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
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“Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”
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“I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta...”
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“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.”
“If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.”
“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”
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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”
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“I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.”
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“No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committ...”
“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”
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“I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?”
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“It's never just a game when you're winning.”
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“You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.”
“It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everyth...”
“So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.”
“If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue...”
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