“I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking....”
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“I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking....”
“I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.”
“Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.”
“I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.”
“Electricity is really just organized lightning”
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“I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker.”
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“Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.”
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“It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.”
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“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.”
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“There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Tr...”
“[On school uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old new...”
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“There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.”
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“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”
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“Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom”
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“I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”
“Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of numbers? To keep the killing personal. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. '200 Dead as Number Three Slams Ashore' is no...”
“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”
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“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
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“I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public...”
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