“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”

“Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.”

“When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal.”

“I can see how I could write a bold account of myself as a passionate man who rose from humble beginnings to cut a wide swath in the world, whose crimes along the way might be written off to extravagance and love and art, and could even almost believe some of it myself on certain days after the sun w...”