“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
The reason to retire is to try to avoid embarrassment; you ought to do it before people are dropping big hints. You want to be the first to come up with the idea. You don't want to wait until you trip and fall off the stage.
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